Yet the game manages to somehow go completely wrong.
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A dynamite premise, excellent production values and art design, and a manual that contains the single greatest line of descriptive text since the days of the Nintendo Entertainment System 1. I can't remember of the last time I saw a game with as much going for it as Darkwatch.
If you answered C to either of these questions you are either dangerously stupid or a member of the Darkwatch creative team. Do you,Ī) shoot the stranger in the back of the head then step over his dead body and extinguish the fuse?ī) clump the stranger in the back of the head with a gun then step over his unconscious body and extinguish the fuse?Ĭ) threaten the stranger with a gun and ask him what he's doing, wasting time and allowing the fuse to burn down and the dynamite to explode, freeing the king of the vampires?
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You fight your way through them to discover a stranger who, for all you know, is behind the attack on the train, just as he lights the fuse on a bundle of dynamite, which if allowed to detonate, will set free the king of the vampires. The train you're on has been boarded, and your compatriots have been slaughtered by the undead. You're one of the only two female members of this organization, so your large breasts strain the integrity of your skin-tight leather bodysuit. Question two: You're an employee of a vampire hunting organization, charged with protecting an important cargo. Do you:ī) run screaming from the train and then have a nervous breakdown because the basic elements that support your belief in a rational world governed by science have been stripped away from you?Ĭ) continue on your train robbery without comment, shooting monsters as you find them? You climb aboard a train and discover that all of the passengers have been brutally slaughtered by reanimated skeletons wielding sickles. Question one: You're a train robber who- and I can't stress this enough- does not know that monsters are really real.
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